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• At atomic wings on west 4th with @ouchbr and @joecosarelli and volkan. Loudest place on the planet. Loudest. #
• @joecoscarelli lol. Prolly. #
• Washington Square Park. #
• @joecoscarelli lol. Cheater. #
• @twoname you shoulda done it. #
• St marks. #
• Homeless dude tried to dance w/ me and shake my hand. He fell, I helped him up, then he kissed my neck as he was hugging me really tight. ? #
• Just leaving my friend CJs party on astor place. Awesome apt, I’m too drunKkkkkkk. #
• Heading home after a party on astor pl. Tired n drunk #
• Found a metrocard on the ground at washington square park…swiped it just now, found out it was worth 15.00 dollars. Lol, I win. #
• @mattraz lol. I’m cool. #
• @genevability hahha. Walking home. Just ordered a fried egg sandwich with cheddar chees and mayo and ketchup over the phone. Lol. A mess! #
• I hit my head on the wall at that party sooo hard! Hahaha. I will twitpic it. Lol. So sad. #
• http://twitpic.com/94sf9 I hit my head. Rum and mikes hard do NOT mix. Lol. #
• @keshandkitty u fucked up #
• @joecicalese lol. Sad. Drunken mess #
• @joecicalese ahhhh. That’s sooo far. Insane! #
• awake. #
• @k_mukai my god, that bagel looks good as hell. damn. #
• @mattraz i love the amount of ppl that don’t have “real” jobs. hahaha. #
• gosh, last night was such a rough night, hahaha. #
• @keshandkitty was so nasty. his breath smelled like liquor and fish. #
• getting ready for Philly. #
• @keshandkitty Hahahaha, shut up! dude, 15.00 bucks? you know you jealous. #
• @keshandkitty LOL! aw, i miss you. lol. #
• @twoname done. #
• Ppl are going crazy on this hot ass chinatown bus. Everybodys yelling, babies are crying. This is some shit from a movie. Soooo hot. #
• 2 ppl just got off right before the holland tunnel. This shit is no joke. Its hot as fuck. And I’m never hot. I had the heater on 2 days ago #
• Old chinese dude just got up and popped open the emergency exit on top of the bus. Everyone on the bus is drenched in sweat. #
• Sooo hungry. All I had was two tablespoons of thai food before getting on the hottest bus ever. #
• Old asian lady on the bus gotta DONK. #
• @mankinz hahaha. Yeah man. My head is soo sore. The fuck did I hit my head? Hahha. #
• http://twitpic.com/96ko8 Fuck are your shoes? #
• LOL. Dude just tried to close the emergency exit! Hahahaha. Everybody started yelling and this spanish lady says, ” sit the fuck down punk!” #
• @corygibbons those shits are OUT and ON DISPLAY. Hahaha. So gross. #
• You know you’re hungry when a crusty old foot starts to look like a porkchop… #
• “Fish n grits” I’d kill for it for now. Spill blood. Cut somebody for some “fish n grits” #
• @mankinz hahahhahaha. #
• “Club Action” - Yo! Majesty. #
• Oh nice. Bitch across from me seems to be eating straight up garlic cloves. This has to be a joke. This hot ass bus and she is eatin garlic? #
• @IANCOGNEATO hellish is the only way to describe it. Dried up feet, HEAT, screaming baby, garlic eatin hoes..this shit is crazy. Fear factor #
• @the_real_luvina lol, that “he” is a “she” and yeah. I unno what it is, but it looks like it would def cut ur skin if she rubbed you w/ it. #
• @blamelame hahaha. I wanted to, but then we were in the holland tunnel. Sighs. #
• @alexpolushkin usually I forget my toothbrush. #
• There’s a cloud that kinda looks like Abe Lincoln in the sky right now. #
• @blamelame ill be back munday. #
• @IANCOGNEATO what happened with Palin? I’m on hell bus, I’m getting no news! #
• 3 babies on this bus. All screaming. All sweaty. #
• @keshandkitty hell yeah. Cam’ron is dat dude! #
• @meredithmo at least its not my bus #
• asian dude with bowl cut has his shirt almost all the way off. His tits are out. Not sure I wanna take a pic. There’s sweat on em.. So gross #
• 10 minutes away. Thank God. #
• The air conditioning on the bus just started working. … #
• Just listened to Sunshine Anderson, Samantha Mumba, and Master P. Hahahaha. Hello 2001. #

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• Drunk after a rooftop shindig with @elaanis and other folks. Then we ate bangin ass thai food at SEA. Stuffed and pooped. Nite yall. #
• Awake. #
• @mattraz whaaaat? lemme borrow it first! plz! #
• @mattraz i’m on last.fm too. username: twanson <——– don’t hate. hahaha. #
• @the_real_luvina such an awful album. #
• @ToddWasserman dope blog. #
• @IHMDJ lol, jimmy! #
• egg whites + hash browns + orange juice ; hell yes. #
• does anyone have any seasons of Six Feet Under on DVD? #
• http://tinyurl.com/l2j7dg “Show Me The Way” #
• @dopldopl awww. #
• @joecoscarelli mg? #
• @ouchbr hmm, thats awesome. we’ll talk. #
• @the_real_luvina nah ma, not kidding. lol. #
• @the_real_luvina lol, so “different” , like the new bloc party stuff. lol, and i love upbeat shit, you know, like Bright Eyes. #
• @mankinz that wowan was caught stealing Natty Ice from a convenient store. employees tried to stop her but she bit all 3 of them. cops came. #
• @the_real_luvina ew, ew, ew, ew, ewww. #
• @the_real_luvina a track by track review. http://tinyurl.com/mydmxk #
• @the_real_luvina nice try. i think i may love YOU more. #
• @UniqueZayas nice video. also, good to meet ya at brad’s party. i’ll be running into ya soon enough. #
• @the_real_luvina lol. #
• “Past In Present” - Feist …..such a damn good song. #
• @IANCOGNEATO in the rain? #
• @UniqueZayas def man. d msg me your email and stuff. #
• @babysinead lol, bologna? no way! #
• @dances lol. be like, ” I’m putting this shit on Twitter!” #
• @kathycacace that sounds like a good read. #
• @IHMDJ haha. for real though. fuck the bullshit, act up and get your shit on BLAST. Hahaha. #
• @heyfranhey ha! it was fun! i was just looking for you on here. how’re ya? #
• listening to Bright Eyes and shit. #
• @tommiesunshine didn’t know he off’d himself. #
• @easydriver tdbank. #
• @the_real_luvina oh man, well come to this gallery opening with me today at 6, k? then lets get sushi for dinner? how’s that? #
• @Deemo_Brown i’m eating….thanks.. #
• @the_real_luvina actually let’s get 20cent wings tonight. after this gallery opening. #
• @donetodeath LOL! #
• @heyfranhey rain is a bit bothersome. haha. i’m alright, going to a opening at a gallery in a little… #
• where i know you from? #
• @jenmonstre hahaha. DANK. #
• @the_real_luvina umm, so yeah, yeah or no? #
• @SLUTLUST HAHAHAHAHAHA. #
• @the_real_luvina oh aight. sounds cool. #
• @the_real_luvina geebus. #
• @solangeknowles LOL. uhh, you going to Pitchfork or Lollapalooza? Pretty sure I’m going to both. #
• @the_real_luvina hahaha. get wings with us tonight. #
• @the_real_luvina haha, it’s aight, i don’t mind. and yes, i do. #
• so i’ll be hitting 5,000 tweets soon, what do yall think that 5,000th tweet will be about? #
• listening to “David Cassidy and the Partridge Family” before heading to this gallery opening. #
• @the_real_luvina or direct msgs. lol. #
• @meredithmo ahahaha. that a really good guess i think. #

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• In bed. Napping. Too many wings, I’m soo tired. @katieshand understands… #
• just woke up. #
• @injoyed Haha. awesome man, now you make me want some now. Hahaha. DRUNK MAN NOODLES, eyday. #
• Watching the “Traingle Walks” video by Fever Ray #
• @KatieShand hahaha. srsly, same here.. #
• @RalphLorne listening to that Memphis Bleek now.. #
• @dances hahah! truly. bukkake & shit. #
• @KatieShand dude i napped hard! #
• peepin’ the new Mos Def. Kinda dope. #
• okay yeah, the new Mos Def is real dope. #
• @kathycacace HAHAHA. #
• @SLUTLUST lol. dang. #
• @SLUTLUST yeah man. #
• Walking. #
• listening to Bright Eyes and editing some work. #
• @iamcaseface LOL. #
• @IANCOGNEATO is that place any good? #
• paris is burning all night long… #
• @the_real_luvina WHAT’S AT BRITT’S HOUSE? AND BRITT WHO? #
• @the_real_luvina AW, IT’D BE GREAT TO SEE YOU. #
• @the_real_luvina haha, sorry, i was typing something in caps. haha. #
• @the_real_luvina i’d like to see ya. #
• NITE. #
• awake and watching Losing Isaiah. #
• @ultragrrrl oh dang! you and your exquisite tastes! <3 #
• @SLUTLUST hahaha, dude, i love your gossip! #
• “you think yo kids don’t be knowin’ what you be doing at night, while you out there trickin’ and shit?” #
• what’s everyone doing for the fourth? #
• @donetodeath dude, what channel. i love that show more than anyone! JIMMY! MANNY SANTOS! EMMA! PAIGE! etc etc ahhh! LIBERTY! DEGRASSI!!! #
• @alained that’s an awesome name. #
• @mattraz mad ADS. annoying. sketchers, babyphat, ecko, GET A LIFE. #
• chicken potstickers and ginger beer. #
• this movie has me crying, dang it. #
• @ElJeyEs hahaha, you know me hella well. lol. #
• @JessicaKRoy #lame as hell. #
• @keshandkitty don’t. #
• http://www.nothingiscool.org #
• watching “Swimming Pool” as I edit pictures and procrastinate. #
• @SHUGbabe i love it. great characters. well shot. #
• watching “The Talented Mr. Ripley” ; pretty much my favorite film… #
• @JENNjavitis yikes. #
• i forget how intense the murder scene in The Talented Mr. Ripley is.. #
• @DanielaMorselli whaaaaat? you’re late as hell! #
• @DanielaMorselli get your game up, sheesh…i miss you though. #
• @DanielaMorselli any time. literally. #
• @thecultureofme LOL, cats. i saw an old old lady wearing it..it was fly on her though! #
• heading to McCarren soon. #
• @meredithmo i love quincy. #
• @babysinead yes. #

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• In bed. Napping. Too many wings, I’m soo tired. @katieshand understands… #
• just woke up. #
• @injoyed Haha. awesome man, now you make me want some now. Hahaha. DRUNK MAN NOODLES, eyday. #
• Watching the “Traingle Walks” video by Fever Ray #
• @KatieShand hahaha. srsly, same here.. #
• @RalphLorne listening to that Memphis Bleek now.. #
• @dances hahah! truly. bukkake & shit. #
• @KatieShand dude i napped hard! #
• peepin’ the new Mos Def. Kinda dope. #
• okay yeah, the new Mos Def is real dope. #
• @kathycacace HAHAHA. #
• @SLUTLUST lol. dang. #
• @SLUTLUST yeah man. #
• Walking. #
• listening to Bright Eyes and editing some work. #
• @iamcaseface LOL. #
• @IANCOGNEATO is that place any good? #
• paris is burning all night long… #
• @the_real_luvina WHAT’S AT BRITT’S HOUSE? AND BRITT WHO? #
• @the_real_luvina AW, IT’D BE GREAT TO SEE YOU. #
• @the_real_luvina haha, sorry, i was typing something in caps. haha. #
• @the_real_luvina i’d like to see ya. #
• NITE. #
• awake and watching Losing Isaiah. #
• @ultragrrrl oh dang! you and your exquisite tastes! <3 #
• @SLUTLUST hahaha, dude, i love your gossip! #
• “you think yo kids don’t be knowin’ what you be doing at night, while you out there trickin’ and shit?” #
• what’s everyone doing for the fourth? #
• @donetodeath dude, what channel. i love that show more than anyone! JIMMY! MANNY SANTOS! EMMA! PAIGE! etc etc ahhh! LIBERTY! DEGRASSI!!! #
• @alained that’s an awesome name. #
• @mattraz mad ADS. annoying. sketchers, babyphat, ecko, GET A LIFE. #
• chicken potstickers and ginger beer. #
• this movie has me crying, dang it. #
• @ElJeyEs hahaha, you know me hella well. lol. #
• @JessicaKRoy #lame as hell. #
• @keshandkitty don’t. #
• http://www.nothingiscool.org #
• watching “Swimming Pool” as I edit pictures and procrastinate. #
• @SHUGbabe i love it. great characters. well shot. #
• watching “The Talented Mr. Ripley” ; pretty much my favorite film… #
• @JENNjavitis yikes. #
• i forget how intense the murder scene in The Talented Mr. Ripley is.. #
• @DanielaMorselli whaaaaat? you’re late as hell! #
• @DanielaMorselli get your game up, sheesh…i miss you though. #
• @DanielaMorselli any time. literally. #
• @thecultureofme LOL, cats. i saw an old old lady wearing it..it was fly on her though! #
• heading to McCarren soon. #
• @meredithmo i love quincy. #
• @babysinead yes. #

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• watching The Wrestler. #
• so tired that my eyes hurt. been watching the Wire for 3 hrs and editing pictures. more in the morning. pooped. night. #
• @ElBarto666 sooo dope. #
• @mamakitten dude, i had one ALL day. ALL DAY. no good. #
• @chelseywicz awww. #
• okay, night for real. #
• So I’m still awake. Lol. Eating strawberry ice cream, lol. So sad. I can’t stop eating. Ahhh. @ultragrrrl #
• okay night. #
• @mattraz haha. Food brings folks together. #
• Nite. #
• Awake. #
• @RalphLorne recommend a Memphis Bleek album for me to get. Every track I hear him featured on is fire, it’d be nice to hear something by him #
• RT GiaShakur At this time of nite its usually me @mcKwift @antwanduncan @RalphLorne and @Stopbeingfamous [i'm always fuckin' awake.] #
• i’m hungry; kinda. i don’t know what to eat. i ate too much yogurt lastnight; i have bubble guts now. sighs. #
• waking up with bubble guts is no joke. drinking coffee while having bubble guts is just awful. really awful. @jenmonstre knows what i mean. #
• @ultragrrrl HAHAHAHA. too funny. #
• @mamakitten i would love to, but i feel like i should be blogging and cleaning all day. i did NOTHING yesterday, worst headache of ‘09. #
• @mamakitten did you go to SWAY lastnight? i wanted too. #
• @mamakitten to* #
• @alanajonesmann it was BOMB. haha. a cooking party, uh, yes please. #
• @jenmonstre haha. for sure. this coffee is so dank, i can’t stop drinking it. but my sides are busting from the bubble guts. why me? WHY ME? #
• @mamakitten oh, i know. #
• who’s LeToya Luckett? #
• http://bit.ly/UTNc9
  she’s so contagious. #
• @ElaanIs shut it. #
• http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii110/ferrarisheppard/dimcollect3.png hey @keshandkitty LOL. #
• @RalphLorne thanks man. i’ll let ya know what i think. #
• “Needle in the Hay” - Elliot Smith #
• “Firm Fiasco” - The Firm #
• “Oh Yeah” - Foxy Brown ————— this track goes so hard! #
• @IANCOGNEATO hahaha, ohhhh! i was lost as hell. the song is kinda good. she kinda looks like Amerie… #
• antwanduncan RT @IANCOGNEATO @antwanduncan she was one of the orginal members of Destiny’s Child. Hah. [ who knew!] #
• @mattraz lol. that’d be crazy! what you up too? #
• @mattraz lol, what? #
• Joe Jackson is an asshole. http://tinyurl.com/kmz8vb the nerve. why don’t any of these celebs say anything about this? #
• http://tinyurl.com/kmz8vb see an asshole in action. #
• @mattraz nah i didn’t see it. i didn’t watch em, though i did she janet..poor thing.. #
• @alexpolushkin wtf, you should have taken their picture, i wouldve. #
• @ElaanIs wtf. you shoulda got real ghetto. #
• @IHMDJ dude. she is BANGIN. #
• i need food, haven’t eaten all day. yikes. #
• i’m gonna go to either chinatown or times sq in a little while to shoot off a roll of film, who’d like to tag along? #
• @mattraz daggg. I love degrassi. #
• @GrandmaGriner haha. oh man, you’re such fun! haha. i’d love to fly you here but you know, with the recession and all…lol. #
• @KatieShand WIN! #
• @hpowww aw man… #
• @keshandkitty hey KESH, get your GAME UP. kthnxbai #
• @meldcole i love powerhouse. what’s poppin off there? #
• when shouldn’t Sharpton be ashamed of himself? that motherfucker would sell his family to the Klan for a chance in the spotlight. fuck him. #
• 3 egg whites w. pepper scrambled topped with peach salsa + an avocado with sea salt. #
• the flavor combo of avocado, scrambled eggs, and salsa, peach salsa, is almost too heavenly. some orgasmic stuff. in love. #
• soo tempted to make 3 more egg whites to eat with this last half of avocado…should i? geez, it’s soo good.. #
• just drank a lil more than half a liter of Sprite Zero, now I def don’t have room for more eggs. dang. I love drinking from the bottle tho! #
• dishes, shower, then out to chinatown or times square to shoot some pictures..haven’t decided. @katieshand chea chea. #
• freak dancin’ to Musiq Soulchild. #
• now freakin’ to Mya ft. Sisqo - “All About Me” #
• @mattraz LOL #
• @mamakitten or…you could just GOOGLE it. #
• @easydriver ew, what? #
• adventure with @katieshand #
• @KatieShand LOL #
• @bradwalsh @csiriano @genevability http://bit.ly/a1gNo
  lol, cats. #
• @meldcole hmm, aight. #
• heading to union sq, of course. #
• Watching commercials for Enzyte (natural male enhancement) at 1849 w/ @katieshand. Waiting for volkan to arrive so we can eat buffalo wings! #
• @injoyed definitely drunk man noodles. #
• @KatieShand waaay too many wangz. #
• @injoyed oh man, hell yeah, i love it with seafood..spicy and mad goodness. flat broad noodles, so dank. #

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• @injoyed jealous. #
• @IANCOGNEATO u going to the standard? #
• Ppl are mad heated on this shuttle. Lol. #
• Heading to meet up with @emarevee then were walking to The Standard for this event my job is sponsoring. #
• listening to Sophia Lamar tell me that all chinese people look the same. Lol. #
• Walking to delancey and essex. #
• @trixtrixtrix oh I know. Sophia is very open. #
• @lolsam yes! This week let’s meet up. Something real bad like Qdoba! #
• Almost home. #
• talking to alana on fbook…confused about how to steam food, but she helped me out. hahaha. #
• why are some ppl’s avatars a diff color? im lost. #
• currently steaming 2 tamales..my mouth is watering soo much, haha. i’m gonna make 2 scrambled egg whites and top em with peach salsa! guhh! #
• @AbsoHilare get YOUR game up, puh-c. #
• umm, Crank looks like the worst movie ever. #
• lol. Bangkok Dangerous also looks terrible. #
• @ultragrrrl haha. i try to stop, but the food keeps calling me! i ate one of the tamales while standing, pigging out hard! food adventures! #
• watching The Spirit. leave me alone. i get real serious about movie with mutants. #
• Had to stop the movie. Head is pounding. #
• awake from my headache battling nap. it worked. #
• @GiaShakur yeah i had no show. #
• @IHMDJ geez. #
• @keshandkitty i would love to go? when are they? i think it’s dope. #
• @keshandkitty oh yeah and they misspelled the URL on the billboard, so yeah, embarrassing. mad dumb. #
• @danielhalonzo oo, sonds real good. #
• @billsalas dude, go to the 35mm film counter & see if they have any of the 2 dollar a roll fuji, if so, get 10 bucks worth and i’ll pay ya. #
• @jenmonstre luh dat shit. #

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• @injoyed jealous. #
• @IANCOGNEATO u going to the standard? #
• Ppl are mad heated on this shuttle. Lol. #
• Heading to meet up with @emarevee then were walking to The Standard for this event my job is sponsoring. #
• listening to Sophia Lamar tell me that all chinese people look the same. Lol. #
• Walking to delancey and essex. #
• @trixtrixtrix oh I know. Sophia is very open. #
• @lolsam yes! This week let’s meet up. Something real bad like Qdoba! #
• Almost home. #
• talking to alana on fbook…confused about how to steam food, but she helped me out. hahaha. #
• why are some ppl’s avatars a diff color? im lost. #
• currently steaming 2 tamales..my mouth is watering soo much, haha. i’m gonna make 2 scrambled egg whites and top em with peach salsa! guhh! #
• @AbsoHilare get YOUR game up, puh-c. #
• umm, Crank looks like the worst movie ever. #
• lol. Bangkok Dangerous also looks terrible. #
• @ultragrrrl haha. i try to stop, but the food keeps calling me! i ate one of the tamales while standing, pigging out hard! food adventures! #
• watching The Spirit. leave me alone. i get real serious about movie with mutants. #
• Had to stop the movie. Head is pounding. #
• awake from my headache battling nap. it worked. #
• @GiaShakur yeah i had no show. #
• @IHMDJ geez. #
• @keshandkitty i would love to go? when are they? i think it’s dope. #
• @keshandkitty oh yeah and they misspelled the URL on the billboard, so yeah, embarrassing. mad dumb. #
• @danielhalonzo oo, sonds real good. #
• @billsalas dude, go to the 35mm film counter & see if they have any of the 2 dollar a roll fuji, if so, get 10 bucks worth and i’ll pay ya. #
• @jenmonstre luh dat shit. #

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• 2 fried eggs with peach salsa. #
• @GiaShakur it was bomb. Hahhaha. Night! #
• Awake. Whoa, long night. #
• @lolsam oh nice. I’ve been workin too, not going out and shit. I miss ya nerd. #
• @dopldopl yo nerd, where you at? #
• @ElaanIs how was da klub widda fam? #
• @ElaanIs damn ma, you back yet? #
• http://bit.ly/bBphv #
• @ElaanIs well let’s hang out, what are you doing now? #
• @ohay what is that place? #
• Nina Simone - “I Put A Spell On You” #
• about to watch “Son of Sam” #
• orange juice with NO PULP is NO DICE. the fuck is this shit. #
• @tommiesunshine alright alright. #
• @ianvalentine pshh. that’s what makes orange juice, orange juice. #
• @ianvalentine haha. #
• oh man, Adrian Brody is in this movie, awesome. haha. Hilarious hair. #
• Summer of Sam is awesome. #
• @alanajonesmann LOL, WHAT?! #
• oh man, this movie is soooo good. #
• sighs. #
• Sighs. #
• loving Ladyhawke. #

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• @the_real_luvina what’s up nerd. Wtf. When did we stop talking? #
• @SLUTLUST where u work? #
• home. #
• about to make a fried egg sandwich, i think. #
• @Morality_Bites hahaha, i’ll start this weekend. haha. this is awesome. #
• awake. #
• @Morality_Bites I use both digital and 35mm. #
• @emarevee lol. #
• @keshandkitty ew, you better clean that boob. you know that kitty be fuckin’ around in the garbage. LOL. #
• @IHMDJ lucky… #
• @lolsam hey nerd, where you been? #
• @dopldopl HAHAHA. some ppl are…ridiculous. #
• about to watch “He Got Game” #
• Damn. He Got Game is soooooo good. #
• going to mccarren? yep. #
• @IANCOGNEATO yo. Msg me ur email so I can send u the info about tomorrow. #
• @billsalas aw man i wanted to come! #
• @keshandkitty what you talkin bout? #
• sun showers remind me of texas… #

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• At this resource magazine party. Lol @ the crowd #
• Shut the fuck up @krankinz #
• Awake. #
• Thai Drunken Noodles + The Wonder Years. #
• @BrooklynSkiClub they blow. #
• @mattraz ha, what you do lastnight? #
• “But They Told Me
  A Man Should Be Faithful
  And Walk When Not Able
  And Fight Till The End
  But I’m Only Human” #
• @ohay L to morgan. #
• sewing some shit. #
• I always knew I’d spend a long time alone; no one would understand me. #
• @ohay haha. which chipotle? where is it? where do you work. #
• @auntgrannyb umm, late much? #
• @kemocaj wow, good thing you utilized the “RT” function! whew! #
• callin’ all my bitches with bunions.. where yall at?! #

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